Thursday, May 26, 2011

First Thing On The List

I love my wife
I really do
and I know she loves me, too
and we're stuck with each other

forever
but in my musings
I imagine her running off
with - oh I don’t know
Johnny Depp maybe -
and the first thing I do
I mean
the very first thing I do
even before his
fancy little red convertible
is out of sight
is
I get rid of all these gottdam cats!

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